Andy: There’s something wrong with her underpants.
Cal: Yeah, they’re not in my mouth.



vicious.


GET FUCKING EDUCATED.

lifeislikeasymphony:

She’s not a monster. She is the happiest, sweetest, most loving dog. The only time she hurts me is when she has been laying on top of me for hours and all my limbs have fallen asleep.




^Praying.
Pit bulls were originally bred as nanny dogs.